Fuck Milton Friedman
Milton Friedman against a white wall, wearing the Classic tee: FUCK above a halftone portrait of himself, MILTON FRIEDMAN. beneath it.

FuckMiltonFriedman

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24 in this drop

  1. Classic

    $58

    Garment · Black / White

    Size — Classic
  2. Policy Choice

    $58

    Garment · Vintage White / Black + Red

    Size — Policy Choice
  3. Killed the Future

    $58

    Garment · Black / White + Red

    Size — Killed the Future
  4. The Market Will Fix It

    $58

    Garment · Vintage White / Black + Red

    Size — The Market Will Fix It
  5. Trickle Down

    $58

    Garment · Black / White

    Size — Trickle Down
  6. Downsize

    $58

    Garment · Vintage White / Black

    Size — Downsize
  7. More Brands

    $58

    Garment · Black / White

    Size — More Brands
  8. Profits Up

    $58

    Garment · Vintage White / Black + Red

    Size — Profits Up
  9. Wall Street

    $58

    Garment · Black / White

    Size — Wall Street
  10. Saint of Enshittification

    $58

    Garment · Vintage White / Black + Gold

    Size — Saint of Enshittification
  11. Hoodie

    $128

    Garment · Black / White

    Size — Hoodie
  12. Hoodie (Text)

    $128

    Garment · Bone / Black

    Size — Hoodie (Text)
  13. Dad Hat

    $42

    Headwear · Black / White

  14. Dad Hat (Portrait)

    $42

    Headwear · Bone / Black

  15. Mug

    $24

    Vessel · White / Black

  16. Mug (Alt)

    $24

    Vessel · Black / White

  17. Tote

    $34

    Carry · Natural / Black + Red

  18. Sticker (Logo)

    $5

    Seal · Black / White · 4" × 2"

  19. Sticker (Portrait)

    $5

    Seal · White / Black · ≈ 3"

  20. Sticker (Circle)

    $5

    Seal · White / Black + Red · 3"

  21. Sticker (Faucet)

    $5

    Seal · White / Black · 3"

  22. Print

    $40

    Plate · Red / White · 11" × 17"

  23. Print (Text)

    $40

    Plate · White / Black · 11" × 17"

  24. Print (Earth)

    $40

    Plate · Black / White · 11" × 17"

It was never weather. It was policy.

In 1970 Milton Friedman published the sentence that reorganised the working life of most people alive today: that the social responsibility of business is to increase its profits. Not a description — a programme. Within a decade it had a Nobel, a president, a central bank, and a generation of managers taught that every other obligation a firm might have was a form of theft.

What followed was not a natural disaster. Deregulation was drafted. Privatisation was scheduled. The shift of risk from the balance sheet onto the household was a choice, made by people with names, in rooms, on dates. A thing that was chosen can be chosen against.

Twenty-four pieces. Printed properly, on garments worth keeping, for people who would rather say it than explain it.

He would have made this shirt cheaper.

Run this label by Friedman’s rule and the decisions make themselves. Knit the fabric wherever cotton is cheapest and labour is quietest. Sew it where the minimum wage is a rumour. Print it with whatever holds up long enough to clear the return window. Pay the fewest people the least, and book the remainder as shareholder value. That is not a caricature of the doctrine. It is the doctrine, and it is how nearly every political t-shirt you have ever been handed was made.

This one is the counter-argument, in fabric. Every tee and hoodie in this drop is knitted, cut and sewn in the United States from US-grown cotton, on a heavyweight blank built to outlast the administration you bought it under. The prints are pulled by hand, one screen per colour, in an American shop by people paid a wage rather than a rate. Nothing in the chain is the cheapest available option, because the cheapest available option is the thing on the front of the shirt.

That is where the price comes from. A blank of this weight, made here, costs several times what the imported blank under a marketplace tee costs, and printing it properly costs more again. The price carries that difference instead of hiding it. You are paying the people, not the theory.

Cotton
US-grown, heavyweight
Knit, cut, sewn
United States
Print
Hand-pulled screen, United States
Wearing out
Years, not washes